@Kendragarden: If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby
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@NintenDom: I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.
@KattsDogma: I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red
@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.