@Jarhead44: If I win the Powerball, I'm going to make golf illegal.
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@SoulYodeler: Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?
@RafaelaStoakes: Iron Man Iron Man Does whatever an iron can Makes stuff hot Makes stuff flat Burns your hand Burns the cat Burns the house down . . Shit!
@KevinFarzad: It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering "What is your greatest weakness?"
@sarcasticmommy4: I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off.