@Jarhead44: If I win the Powerball, I'm going to make golf illegal.
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@sammyrhodes: Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
@nghtfltguy: Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......
@noogscorner: Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?