@Jarhead44: If I win the Powerball, I'm going to make golf illegal.
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@_lizharvey: I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOWSER LOVINGLY FOLDING A FLYING RACCOON SUIT AND PUTTING IT IN A TREASURE CHEST FOR ME TO FIND IN HIS DUNGEON.
@Robinbuble: Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket
@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window.