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@ShoutingGoddess: If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology.

Because, manners.

If I yawn, and the person talking says, ‘Sorry for boring you’, I graciously accept their apology. 

Because, manners.

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