@bridger_w: If I'm busy and see an interesting article, I open it in a new tab, read the first paragraph, and later, when I have time, close the tab
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@HockeyGoddess24: Hey guys listen up: your girlfriend doesn't want to talk about your wife. Ever!!
@BritXNic: You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother.
@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?