@WheelTod: If I'm guilty of anything it's only of loving too much, insider trading, public indecency, treason, arson, jaywalking, piracy & cannibalism.
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@Faux_Ma: He told me I cut my steak like a serial killer, so I whispered "What makes you think this is steak?" While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
@Cravin4: Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas
@AndyAsAdjective: [texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.