@CanadianCyn: If I'm old enough to be your mother we can't date. Just kidding. Go ask for your allowance and buy me a drink.
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@TEXASVETERAN: I just read a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you love Satan." Sent from iPhone.
@ArfMeasures: ME: I've eaten a lot of spicy food GF: If u eat too much of it, u lose your sense of taste ME [watching Adam Sandler] haha he is so funny
@Ivsy01: Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70... What girls hear: You're gonna dump me at 71.
@LoveNLunchmeat: The internet is amazing, especially for when you really want to fight with strangers about politics or snack choices.