@Ideal_Victoria: If I’m suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it’s only because I want what you’re eating.
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@robdelaney: Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis.
@joshgondelman: Walked by a restaurant where they were using iPads for menus. How cheap are iPads now? More importantly, how expensive are menus?