@KentWGraham: If it ain’t broke, my children haven’t touched it yet.
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@timbolton1: BREAKING: A man who took an airline company to court after losing his luggage has lost his case.
@therealeatwood: ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?
@shawn_spree: I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that.