@bobsin: If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she's practising for her next selfie
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@NickBossRoss: Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket.
@ThatRascalPuff: Teacher: Any questions *raises hand* T: NO DUMB ONES "Can you see continent names from space" T: FOR FU-..ugh...Not if it's cloudy bud
@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
@dumbbeezie: Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush