@bobsin: If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she's practising for her next selfie
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@TrueTorontoGirl: Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head.
@AnitaHelmet: Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad. But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?
@CulturedRuffian: Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake.
@LADaddy: Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone...