@N0pantz: If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready.
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@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.
@jctwritesstuff: Why would I want to talk to your baby? On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
@PaperWash: Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet