@N0pantz: If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready.
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@shariv67: I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
@Reverend_Scott: COP: Know why I stopped you? "Drag racing?" COP: Nope. "Speeding?" COP: Definitely not. "Cuz I'm on a unicycle?" COP: That's the one.
@BarryVonAwesome: If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone "Hiiiiiiiiya" You're doing it wrong