@s8n: If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
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@Sickayduh: As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot
@vapidcontent: accidentally said "bring a ding ding those toes over here mommy" out loud to no one in particular at work the other day and one of the female employee's said "Okay, it's been fun here I quit"
@WilliamAder: Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate.