@scorpicpanda: If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die.
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@Vodkantots: Americans keep saying they want to move to Canada. As if Canada were even a real place.
@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
@CackleClub: If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom