@Aspersioncast: If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy.
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@inmybox07: My son won a plastic horn at the fair so now our house is filled with obnoxious noise because my husband won't put it down
@Gooooats: Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni.
@SteelCityDawn: Bought $200 sunglasses. Lost them in 15 minutes. Bought Walmart sunglasses. Had them for 238 years.
@Parkerlawyer: I've seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.