@goulcher: Roses are red, you always mattered,
@ch000ch: take me to the middle of the desert and just leave me there
@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: You put "summoning demons" as a special skill?
ME: That's right.
INTERVIEWER: *sweating profusely* When can you start?
@TheMichaelRock: What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?
@Mike_Bianchi: Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
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