@behindyourback: If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies
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@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.
@pleatedjeans: [school teacher job interview] Can I ask you some questions? I don't know CAN you? haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!
@o__0Dev: Clearly the people that design refrigerators don't know me if they think 1 tiny cheese drawer & 2 giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.