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@secondofhername: [if Lois Lane was a witness]
Criminal: *puts on glasses*
Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before.

[if Lois Lane was a witness]
Criminal: *puts on glasses*
Lois Lane: I’m sorry, I’ve never seen this man before.

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