@Phook75: If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats
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@Bob_Janke: I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him
@iAmDelFreaky: When somebody unfollows me, I want to go on a shopping spree and walk into their house while holding bags and say, "Big mistake. Big. Huge!"
@Asbo_Unicorn: It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee