@TheRolo: If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos.
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@eyeswidebutt: [a postapocalyptic world where everyone has killed themselves so they dont have to hear my opinions] me: lemme explain y this is problematic
@Dirty_Naomi: After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out.