@TheRolo: If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos.
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@Storminika: Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words "Me too"?
@canadasandra: What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
@JoParkerBear: [USPS] M: *hands change of address form* C: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub." M: I live there now. C: We can't send mail to a bathtub. M: Yay
@ShesARealGenius: Lol how "take you out" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you.