@DestryBrod: If methane killed off the dinosaurs just imagine what I can do in an elevator.
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@jenniferfralic: The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people.
@Backthat_sid: Co-worker - Diet coke causes cancer. Me - My grandfather died at 102. CW- He used to drink diet coke? Me - No, he minded his own business.