@JimmerThatisAll: If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@squirrel74wkgn: [at the pearly gates] I said, "send me a selfie." Then she said, "too ugly today." So I said, "never stopped you before" ...& here I am.
@jacaristar: My little brother tried his first edible and is currently writing the worst statuses ever
@stuckinaportal: [portal opens] dark lord: FINALLY! EARTH'S TREASURES ARE MINE! gary: what if the REAL treasure is our friendsh- dark lord: not now gary