@JimmerThatisAll: If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
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@TheTweetOfGod: "The Bible" running on the History Channel is like "Dragons" running on Animal Planet.
@That_Damn_Duck: Instead of saying you lost your eyesight due to an explosion while you were making meth, just tell people that you were blinded by science.
@Reverend_Scott: [Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking.