@GirrlGenius: If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
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@SarahAMoulton: I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. "Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."
@NOTVIKING: DR: i’m afraid you’re sterile ME: yeah i just washed my hands DR: no...you can’t have kids ME: right. men can’t get pregnant DR: you’ll never be able to pass down your genes ME: that’s okay. when i finally have a son i’ll just buy him his own pair
@SaraMansford: Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked.