@delusionaliam: If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun.
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@EndhooS: [Commercial for babies] *100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk* "There's got to be a better way"
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Actually, Sleeping Beauty is the name of the movie. You mean your favorite Disney princess is Aurora. Though I’m not sure how she can be your favorite if you don’t even know her name. Woman at Starbucks ahead of me: Please stop correcting my daughter. She’s 5.