@JohnnyCrash5: If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too.
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@squirrel74wkgn: Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?
@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
@EndhooS: Wife: He only hears what he wants to hear... Therapist: Is this true? Me: She's right. Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time.
@JohnLyonTweets: A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder.