@That_Damn_Duck: If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
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@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
@_correctomundo: I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.
@WilliamAder: When it's "buy one, get one free," I have them put the free one in a separate bag so I don't get them mixed up.
@squirrel74wkgn: I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit.