@I_Bl33d_Purple: If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
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@Danny_McH2O: She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
@murrman5: "when people say different color bell peppers taste different" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically