@I_Bl33d_Purple: If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
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@Bagyants: Hang in there, people suffering from natural disasters and deadly diseases - we're putting ribbons on our cars as fast as we can
@Marlebean: My kids are so sweet! Even if they wake up early, they'll destroy the house quietly so I can still rest.
@PaperWash: [3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] "im not looking for any trouble" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD