@I_Bl33d_Purple: If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
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@TheToddWilliams: [waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? "Don't worry. You're home in America" But…I'm Swedish! "World Emperor Trump will explain everything"
@stanleybehrman: I decided to ignore idiots, now I just need to find something to do with all this spare time.
@internetluke: Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code