@HatesNiceThings: If my pizza delivery guy isn't blasting Lionel Richie's "Hello" from his car when he rings my doorbell, I make him go back and start over.
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@Seamus_the_Bold: I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.
@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
@slaughthie: Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots.
@murrman5: You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. "What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.