@Parentpains: If opposites attract than why do women with clothes on always run away from me?
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@viciousbabydoll: This is an example of the shit I text my kid. I know, I know. Mom of the Year material right here.
@JediGigi: Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ
@Shelts99: All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea. Dating is hard!