@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.
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@heroinsdemise: I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge.
@WarrenHolstein: Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear.
@TheZachCozad: Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving "this doesn't work" and "I'm bleeding to death".
@hilariouswifey: I don't always look at my phone at a red light; but when I do, I look up to see a cop right beside me.