@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.
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@StellaGMaddox: I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake.
@conanobrienswyf: All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.
@wickedsuga: DON'T TOUCH ME! AND YOU'RE BREATHING WRONG! STOP IT! -wives, on their period Or if they're hungry. Or if you are actually breathing wrong.