@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.
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@laurenreeves: I'm planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can't have any biologically.
@SufficientCharm: Tampon boxes should come with a "It's not safe to walk around naked with a tampon string hanging out if you own a cat." warning.
@causticbob: Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again
@pointsymmetric: One man. One tuba. A whole public library full of unsuspecting people. And no law enforcement anywhere in sight.