@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
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@stevemarriott: [Preparing for a heist] Boss: Whoa! You brought in new guys? They aint gonna squeal are they? Me *with a gang of doves*: Naw man, they coo
@Brampersandon_: [Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys
@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.