@livlivme_do: If Rod Stewart ever cleared his throat, his career would be over.
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@quietlybiased: Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid.
@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves
@rmfnord: The worst part about crapping my pants at work was having to set the ACCIDENT FREE sign back to zero days in front of everybody.