@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.
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@AnOrangeSNES: Apparently just because I have the "mind of a child" I'm not allowed to sit on a Santa's lap. Also it's "illegal" to carry a brain around.
@Go2Slp: "Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I'll be able to control myself... aaaand they're gone." - Me with Thin Mints, and women.
@daemonic3: JESUS: I shall turn water to wine JUDAS: Actually wine is 85% water so that's only 15% miracle JESUS: This is literally the WORST betrayal
@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.