@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.
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@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself
@SteveSuckington: [text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day
@AntozWolf: Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions.