@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.
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@bossybutfair: If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity.
@iamMunga: Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already.
@WheelTod: [Lying on the grass, staring at the full moon] Her: You looked different in your profile picture. Werewolf: I forgot to check the calendar