@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and just as I suspected, Taylor's bedroom looks like a giant doily.
@Tmoney68: God: "MOSES. THIS IS THE LORD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOUR PEOPLE." Moses: "New burning bush. Who dis?"
@knot_eye: "Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..." - condescending con descending
@partlyfunny: If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.