@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine
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@chimneyspotter: PERSON: Want a slice? ME: No thanks, trying to eliminate bread P: From your diet? M [having sworn to destroy all bread]: Sure...from my diet
@momopface: WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You're an adult" every few minutes.
@LiLdavid29: MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt