@briangaar: If she says "I'm fine" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox
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@fro_vo: I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*
@TheWeirdWorld: If a vampire gets AIDS from one of its victims, is it considered an STD or food poisoning?
@AndrewNadeau0: HER: Hi, I’m your real estate agent. ME: It’s okay, I can tell when someone is imaginary, you can just say “estate agent”.
@AngelaLovesNY: Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes.