@bridger_w: If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, "Yeah, I heard it sucks"
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking "why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"
@MondayPajamas: Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders
@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
@KirstenCatClub: [God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food