@GianDoh: If someone says "With all due respect," what follows is the verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you.
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@PhilJamesson: WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another.
@Parentpains: I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.
@heidi420x: if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones.