@SamGrittner: If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree.
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@garrettbarry70: Wife. "Did you cut the grass?" Me. "Yep" Wife. "But it doesn't look any different!" Me. "I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"
@LuckyLea13: I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself
@notacroc: ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*