@birbigs: If someone writes you a long email that ends with "Thoughts?" just reply "Nope."
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@ThatBrenna: West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm.
@dreamthievin: Too bad the Kardashian show couldn't be like "The Ring" and kill anyone who watches it.