@jonnysun: if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost
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@becks_bradley: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real.
@dave_cactus: ME: *drinking Canada Dry* CANADIANS: Hello 911? There's a guy here somehow drinking our water reservoirs.