@Matt_The_1st: If stray cats are free, why is Chinese food so expensive?
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@LizHackett: A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, "Your technique is flawless."
@iamspacegirl: [watching our kid play at the park] ME: awww, he got your anxiety with strangers HIM: and look, your irrational fear of birds! [we smile]
@TheTweetOfGod: Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not.