@FknVancouver: If the cure for AIDS could get you high, we'd figure it out in about a week.
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@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
@aidanjsears: INTERVIEWER: so what makes you qualified to work at comcast ME: *shows up four hours later* INTERVIEWER: you're hired