@FknVancouver: If the cure for AIDS could get you high, we'd figure it out in about a week.
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@RuinMyWeek: Nurse: "It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?" Me: "No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."
@Where__wolf: *covers kids eyes* "Hey Billy, guess who?" "Dad!" "Nope" "I knw its u dad. I know ur voice" "Its not ur dad" "Stop jking" "Ur adopted"
@rickygervais: Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal.