@AristotlesNZ: If the fate of the world ever depended on me opening a new plastic grocery or produce bag in under a minute, we'd all be dead.
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@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .
@joejwest: WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?
@batkaren: When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
@Darlainky: If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will.