@mdowd: If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2
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@amazymay72x: Husband: I'll unload the dishwasher for you, honey. Me: No rush. 3 days later.......regrets saying no rush.
@QwertyJones3: Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch.
@SortaBad: Me: hi :) Woman at bar: it's loud in here, I'm sorry, did you just say "colon closed parentheses" ???
@yerpalmildsauce: Here it is, folks: "Do imaginary octopi have ... (wait for it) (wait for it) PRETENDACLES?"