@WickedCynic: If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug.
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@SalimAliAhmad: Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
@markleggett: I only watch "Game of Thrones" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
@internetluke: [last supper] Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious? Anything u wanted to say Judas (sweating): no not really
@GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.