@mattselman: If the United States ever collapses, the upside is that we can finally use the blue starry part of American flags to make wizard hats.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
@nbadag: BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun ME: rainbow colored goldfish crackers it is
@primawesome: I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound.