@mattselman: If the United States ever collapses, the upside is that we can finally use the blue starry part of American flags to make wizard hats.
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@WSiefford: I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face.
@shutupmikeginn: air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming.
@jdforshort: Everyone wants a bigger house until you have to dust Now I'm dreaming of a one room shanty inside a bubble