@1halfof2: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed.
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@JKickinit30: Your pronunciation of the word surreal is why I have trust issues. *puts away bowl and spoon
@ShesARealGenius: Me: "I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?" Librarian: "Just pay your fine, Ma'am."
@Chumpstring: prisoner: [wakes up half drunk] where am i sheriff: bad news pal you’re in jail prisoner: i can see that but where sheriff: mississippi prisoner: ok now that is bad news
@ericsshadow: How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.