@1halfof2: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed.
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@TheRolo: *Texts* Can I come over bae? I need you. <3 *Gets reply text* DUDE, STOP CALLING ME THAT. I'M YOUR DEALER NOT YOUR BAE. BRING CA$H!
@markydoodoo: Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that.
@MUMSIEesq: In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to "Drive Thru"