@1halfof2: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed.
@causticbob: I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you.
@jonnysun: FRIEND: and this is my pug
ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say "oink"
@LurkAtHomeMom: People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?
@InternetHippo: god: stop doing bad stuff
me: hear me out, what if i keep doing it but i feel bad after
god: that’s not the same
me: sorry ur breaking up