@TheAlexNevil: If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it.
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@Tiffy224: Every time I see a dude in a trench coat i assume he's going to flash me. When it doesn't happen, I assume he's just a spy
@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
@dreadnaught69: I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like "core competency" or "design out the problem" or "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"