@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If there's a "Mr." in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone.
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@sarcasticmommy4: My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: "Uh, go buy new clothes?" Have kids. It's fun.
@jimmytorosian: Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague.
@MollySneed: Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away.