@realHamOnWry: If there's a sock on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with the other one.
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@Jesssicle: Fun thing to do: Before leaving someone's house, ask them if you can take a roll of toilet paper "to go"
@Book_Krazy: 9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?
@AdamOfEarth: Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers.
@AndrewChamings: 2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos