@littlekitnerboy: If there's one thing that Twitter has taught me its that all the weird kids in school eventually find each other.
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@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.
@PJTLynch: Nothing's more infuriating than opening the in-flight magazine to see the Sudokus already half-done, in the colors of your rival Sudoku gang
@angeliav68: Truthfully officer, I wouldn't have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving..