@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered.
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@MelvinofYork: Me: Liar, liar, pants on fire! Nose as long as a telephone wire! Daughter: A telephone WHAT? Me: Wire. Daughter: That doesn’t make sense.
@kelkulus: I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying "utilize" and "leverage" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word "use".
@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
@PajamaStew: If human civilization had a narrator it would just be some guy repeating "Little did they know..." over and over and over.