@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SarcasticAlly12: I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters
@msgwenl: The thing about eating broken cookies is there's no way to know how many you had. "You ate the whole ba-" THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW.